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YO-O-O, JOE!

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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE
AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

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FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY
TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND
HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

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A RUTHLESS
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

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♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE

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CHECK!

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[ LAUGHS ]

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CHECKMATE.

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I'M BORED.

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I WANT TO PLAY
A NEW GAME, COCO,

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A GAME WHERE REAL PEOPLE
FIGHT FOR THEIR LIVES,

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WHERE I CAN PLAY
BUT CAN'T GET HURT.

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LET'S PLAY MY NEW GAME, COCO.

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WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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BORING!

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IT WILL BE FUN, COCO.
JUST WAIT.

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FIRST, WE HAVE TO CATCH THEM
LIKE BUTTERFLIES --

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WHEN THEY THINK
THEY ARE SAFE.

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[ TIRES SCREECH ]

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THIS IS FLINT, SECOND IN COMMAND
OF THE G.I. JOE TEAM.

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HE'S RETURNING HOME
FROM A MISSION.

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HE SUSPECTS NOTHING.

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[ BEEPING ]

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THIS IS LADY JAYE.

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CLOTHES ARE LIKE CANDY
TO HER.

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I KNOW JUST WHAT DRESS
SHE WILL PICK, COCO.

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THAT ONE!

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HMM. I THOUGHT SHE'D
LIKE THE OTHER ONE.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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GAMESMASTER LIKES LADY?

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I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH
ON HER, COCO.

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HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?!
GET ME OUT OF HERE!

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PUT ME DOWN!
GET -- GET -- OPEN THE DOOR!

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WHAT'S HAPPENING?!

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THIS IS THE BARONESS,

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A BRILLIANT AND RESOURCEFUL
COBRA AGENT.

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THIS IS COBRA COMMANDER.

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HE CRAVES POWER,

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BUT WHEN HE FEELS MOST POWERFUL,
HE IS MOST VULNERABLE.

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I DO NOT UNDERSTAND

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WHAT GRATIFICATION
YOU DERIVE

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FROM THESE
VULGAR PROCESSIONS.

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SECURITY FORCES!

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IT'S NOT LIKE FLINT
AND LADY JAYE

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TO BLOW TOWN
WITHOUT TELLING US.

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I'M WORRIED -- REAL WORRIED.

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LET'S JUST COME OUT AND SAY IT.
THEY WERE...

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KIDNAPPED -- OUR LEADER
AND THE BARONESS HAVE
BEEN KIDNAPPED.

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BY WHOM, DESTRO?

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PERHAPS BY SOMEBODY
WHO WANTS TO BE

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THE NEW COBRA LEADER,
LIKE YOURSELF?

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THAT IS ABSURD.

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THERE IS ONLY ONE GROUP
WHO WOULD DARE THIS.

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COBRA!

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BUT THEY'RE NOT GONNA
GET AWAY WITH IT.

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G.I. JOE WILL LEARN
A BITTER LESSON.

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FIRST, WE MUST LURE ONE OF THEM
INTO OUR HANDS, AND THEN...

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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

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[ CLOCK TICKING ]

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[ CLOCK CHIMES ]

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WHAT THE --

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WHAT IS THAT
HORRIBLE NOISE?

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W-WHERE AM I?

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FLINT,
AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU.

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[ GRUNTS ]

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BUT WHERE ARE WE?

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Gamesmaster:
GOOD MORNING, PLAYERS.

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I AM THE GAMESMASTER.

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WELCOME TO MY GAME.

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AS THERE ARE NO RULES, IT WILL
BE AN EASY GAME TO LEARN.

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HIDDEN SOMEWHERE ON THIS ISLAND
IS A ONE-MAN HELICOPTER.

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THE WINNER IS THE ONE
WHO FINDS IT AND FLIES AWAY.

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WHAT HAPPENS
TO THE LOSERS?

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[ GIGGLES ]
THEY DIE.

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GOOD LUCK...AND HAVE FUN.

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DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

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YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER!

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[ LAUGHS ]

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THEY'RE TOYS.

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Toy Soldier: READY.

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THEY'RE GOING TO SHOOT.

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AIM.

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DO SOMETHING, SOMEBODY!

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[ RIFLES CLICK ]

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DIVE!

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FIRE!

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IT'S NOT TOY AMMO.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

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[ PANTING ]

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WAIT FOR ME!

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FIRE!

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Gamesmaster: [ GIGGLES ]

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I LIKE GAMES THAT BEGIN
WITH A BANG!

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UGH!

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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SILENCE!

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NO ONE LAUGHS AT ME!

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FROM HERE ON,
WE GO OUR SEPARATE WAYS.

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HEY, FINE BY ME.

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Ace to Breaker.
I'm on station over Greenland.

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Roger.
Keep an eye peeled.

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We hear Cobra's slithering
around somewhere below you.

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I'll find them.

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SkyStriker AT 4:00.

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FIRE!

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THIRD SkyStriker THIS MONTH.

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DUKE'S NOT GONNA BE PLEASED.

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UH-OH.

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OKAY, GUYS,
I GET THE MESSAGE.

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HOW KIND OF YOU
TO DROP IN, ACE.

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I HAVE NEED OF CERTAIN
INFORMATION FROM YOU.

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WHAT KIND OF PLACE
IS THIS, FLINT?

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I DON'T KNOW,
LADY JAYE,

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BUT [SNIFFS]
I SMELL CANDY.

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THAT LOOKS LIKE LICORICE
ON THAT TREE,

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AND MARSHMALLOWS
ON THAT ONE.

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WE'RE IN A CANDY FOREST.

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THAT CAN'T BE REAL.

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I THINK IT IS. I TOOK
A CARAMEL APPLE.

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HMM. THESE LOOK
LIKE BONBON BERRIES.

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LOOK OUT!

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FLINT, HELP!

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COBRA!

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HOLD IT, BARONESS.

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I SAID HOLD IT!

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BIGOTED PIG!

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YOU'RE GOOD, BARONESS.

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BUT I'M BETTER.

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GET ME OUT OF HERE!

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I'M SINKING IN CARAMEL!

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NOT CARAMEL --
BUTTERSCOTCH!

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WHAT DO WE DO NOW,
BARONESS?

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WE CAN EITHER SAVE THEM,
OR WE CAN FIGHT.

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THERE'S NO TIME
TO DO BOTH.

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YOU'LL GET LADY JAYE
OUT FIRST.

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YOU MIGHT DOUBLE-TEAM ME.

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IF I GET THE COMMANDER
OUT FIRST,

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WE WILL DEFINITELY JUMP YOU.

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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,
BARONESS.

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YOU'LL JUST HAVE
TO TRUST ME.

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YOU SAVE LADY JAYE.
I'LL SAVE COBRA COMMANDER.

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UGH!
THIS IS DISGUSTING!

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[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]

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THE COAST IS CLEAR.

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Duke: LET'S DO IT.

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ALL RIGHT.

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SCARLETT REMEMBERED
TO PACK BABY.

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NO! DON'T SHOOT!

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THOSE VIALS ARE FULL
OF DEADLY SWAMP FLU!

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THEN TALK FAST,
OR WE'RE ALL GONNA NEED

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BED REST
AND PLENTY OF ASPIRIN.

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WATCH THIS, COCO!

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IT'S A REAL HO-HO.

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I'LL LEAD US
BACK INTO THE VILLA

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TO SURPRISE
THE GAMESMASTER.

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VERY CLEVER, FLINT.
HOW CONSIDERATE OF YOU.

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YOU SET OFF THE ALARMS,

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AND WE STRAGGLE BEHIND
TO GET CAPTURED.

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ALL RIGHT,
YOU GO FIRST.

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AND TURN MY BACK
ON YOU?

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HOW STUPID
DO YOU THINK I AM?

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HAVE YOU GOT
A BETTER IDEA?

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YES!

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WE FIND THE HELICOPTER,
AND I FLY IT TO SAFETY.

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I WILL IMMEDIATELY DISPATCH
TROOPS TO RESCUE YOU.

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OH, EVEN I CANNOT
SWALLOW THAT ONE.

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WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?

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THE SAME SIDE YOU ARE ON --
MY OWN.

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UGH!

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LOOK!

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[ ROARS ]

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RUN FOR IT!

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NO! HELP ME!

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HELP ME!

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FLINT, NO!
IT'S TOO DANGEROUS!

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I'VE GOT TO TRY.

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G.I. JOE IS DEDICATED
TO SAVING LIVES,

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EVEN COBRA COMMANDER'S.

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UH-OH.
I THINK IT WORKED.

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FLINT!
LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!

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FLINT!

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NO!

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THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.

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Gamesmaster: [ LAUGHS ]

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ONE DOWN, THREE TO GO!

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HE WAS A GOOD FIGHTER,
LADY JAYE.

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BUT THINK NOT OF SORROW.

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THINK OF REVENGE --

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REVENGE UPON THAT
ACCURSED GAMESMASTER!

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[ CRYING ]

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Destro:
TELL ME WHERE G.I. JOE

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HAS TAKEN COBRA COMMANDER
AND THE BARONESS,

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OR I WILL RESORT
TO EXTREME MEASURES.

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00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:21,670
LISTEN UP, CHROME DOME.

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WE DON'T KNOW
WHERE THEY ARE.

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SO SAVE YOURSELF
A LOT OF TROUBLE

212
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,545
AND RETURN FLINT
AND LADY JAYE.

213
00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:29,112
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

214
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THE JOES YOU KIDNAPPED.
REMEMBER?

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00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:33,247
YOU ARE TESTING
MY PATIENCE, ACE.

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WHAT IS IT?

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DISTRESS CALL
FROM SWAMP LAB TWO.

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G.I. JOE AGENTS HAVE ZARTAN.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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LET THEM KEEP HIM
AND HIS GERMS.

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"WILL EXCHANGE HOSTAGES
FOR FLINT AND THE LADY JAYE."

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WHAT?!

223
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SON OF A GUN --
YOU REALLY DIDN'T KNOW.

224
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SAY, I GOT
A BETTER IDEA, DUKE.

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WHAT IF WE ONLY MAKE
ZARTAN SICK?

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Duke:
I'VE HEARD WORSE.

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WHAT ABOUT MY HUMAN RIGHTS?

228
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TALK OR DRINK.

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SHOOT ME, ANYTHING.

230
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:07,585
BUT DON'T GIVE ME THAT.

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00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:09,936
THEN WHERE ARE FLINT
AND LADY JAYE?

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PROBABLY WITH COBRA COMMANDER
AND THE BARONESS.

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GIVE HIM A SWIG.

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[ BEEPING ]

235
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:18,858
GREETINGS, JOE TEAM.

236
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:22,252
IT SEEMS THAT WE HAVE
A PROBLEM IN COMMON.

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THE ONLY PROBLEM
WE HAVE IS YOU.

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AND YOU'RE PRETTY COMMON.

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INCORRECT.

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TWO OF OUR AGENTS AND TWO
OF YOURS HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED --

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ALL APPARENTLY
BY A THIRD PARTY.

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NO THIRD PARTY
COULD PULL IT OFF.

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THERE IS NO OTHER
LOGICAL EXPLANATION.

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HOW DO YOU KNOW?

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FIRST, YOU MUST PROMISE ME
YOUR COOPERATION.

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GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON
TO TRUST YOU.

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COBRA AGENTS,
DROP YOUR WEAPONS.

248
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OOH.

249
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THAT'S A GOOD REASON.

250
00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:56,896
ALL RIGHT,
GIVE ME THE LOWDOWN.

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HELLO, SUCKERS.

252
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HYAH!

253
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RUST IN PEACE.

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[ GROANS ]

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AN ORGANIZATION
OF 10,000 MEN,

256
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AND I'M STUCK
IN A JUNGLE.

257
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I CAN'T STAND IT.

258
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LOOK!

259
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THE HELICOPTER!

260
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AH, AT LAST!

261
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I WILL FLY
TO THE NEAREST ISLAND

262
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AND SEND HELP
WHEN I ARRIVE.

263
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YOU DON'T MEAN YOU'D LEAVE
TWO DEFENSELESS WOMEN

264
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TO FEND
FOR THEMSELVES?

265
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YES.

266
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YOU UNMANLY PEASANT!

267
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I'LL SETTLE IT.
I'LL TAKE THE COPTER.

268
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BETTER YOU THAN HIM.

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AAH!

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IF THERE'S ONE THING I HATE,

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IT IS MOWING THE LAWN.

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I HATE LAWN MOWERS!

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♪ MOW, MOW, MOW THEM DOWN,
CHOP THEM AS THEY RUN ♪

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♪ WHIRLILY, WHIRLILY,
WHIRLILY, WHIRLILY ♪

275
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♪ I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN

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[ CACKLES ]

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[ GIGGLES ]

278
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WHAT IS SO FUNNY, COCO?

279
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I HAVEN'T HEARD YOU LAUGH
IN SO LONG.

280
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NOW WE'RE PLAYING MY GAME.

281
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TURN IT OFF OR GET HURT.

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[ GROWLS ]

283
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UH-OH.

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[ GIGGLES ]

285
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YOU CHEAT. YOU CHEAT!

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[ GIGGLES ]

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AAH!

288
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

289
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LADY JAYE!

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[ BEEPING ]

291
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[ GIGGLES ]

292
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UGH!

293
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,275
WHEW!

294
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AAAH!

295
00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:48,241
YOU CHEATED!
I'M GONNA TELL ON YOU!

296
00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:53,942
FLINT TO JOE TEAM.

297
00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:57,293
HEY, LISTEN
TO THIS, GUYS.

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I don't know where I am,
so trace this broadcast.

299
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Some guy named the Gamesmaster
has managed somehow to --

300
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FLINT, THIS IS BREAKER.
COME IN.

301
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AW, IT'S DEAD.
BUT I ZEROED IN ON HIS POSITION.

302
00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:13,614
GOOD. ALERT COBRA
AND DISPATCH A STRIKE TEAM.

303
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:15,920
YOU REALLY WANT US
TO TELL COBRA?

304
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:18,532
NO, BUT A DEAL'S A DEAL.

305
00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:23,841
MORE PLAYERS -- YIPPEE!

306
00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:25,234
[ LAUGHS ]

307
00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:28,759
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS ACTIVATE
THE ISLAND DEFENSES

308
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AND WATCH THE FUN.

309
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[ ALARMS BLARING ]

310
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[ LAUGHS ]
WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT?

311
00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:47,778
WHOA!

312
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:54,872
LET'S GIVE THEM A TRIP
TO DAVY JONES' LOCKER.

313
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I'M HEADING IN.

314
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:59,834
EVERY TIME YOU DO THAT, ACE,
IT GETS EXPENSIVE.

315
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TIME TO SHUT DOWN
THE MISSILE WORKS.

316
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AGREED.

317
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[ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE GOOD.

318
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:51,929
THE COMPETITION
KEEPS US IN SHAPE.

319
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:54,323
MY WATER-ROCKET DEFENSE
IS FINISHED,

320
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:58,588
MY SHIPS ARE SUNK,
AND MY TROOPS ARE IN TROUBLE.

321
00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:03,071
ALL MY TOYS ARE BROKEN,
AND IT'S YOUR FAULT!

322
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AAAH!

323
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:10,774
NYAH-NYAH,
YOU CAN'T CATCH ME!

324
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:12,689
LOOK OUT!

325
00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:14,604
PUNISH THEM,
PUNISH THEM, PUNISH THEM,

326
00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:15,866
PUNISH THEM, PUNISH THEM,

327
00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:18,608
PUNISH THEM, PUNISH THEM,
PUNISH THEM!

328
00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:21,307
NOW, WHERE'S THIS
GAMESMASTER CHARACTER?

329
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HE WENT THROUGH THERE.

330
00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:24,614
COME ON!

331
00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:26,964
WHERE IS
COBRA COMMANDER?

332
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KNEE-DEEP
IN A MARSHMALLOW SWAMP.

333
00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:32,143
IS THAT YOUR IDEA
OF A JOKE?

334
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,363
OKAY,
LOOK FOR YOURSELF.

335
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:36,235
[ LAUGHING ]

336
00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:48,943
THERE WILL BE ANOTHER GAME,
JOE AND COBRA,

337
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AND NEXT TIME I WILL WIN.

338
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[ LAUGHS ]

339
00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:57,168
Cobra Commander:
LOOK AT US!

340
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,476
IT IS A PITY WE COULD NOT
COMBINE OUR FORCES.

341
00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:03,479
IMAGINE THE POWER
WE COULD HAVE.

342
00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:04,698
YOU THINK SO?

343
00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:07,744
WE ALMOST GOT GREASED
BY TOY SOLDIERS.

344
00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:11,444
I'VE HAD ENOUGH
OF YOUR SARCASM FOR ONE DAY.

345
00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:12,880
GO! GET OUT OF HERE!

346
00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:15,752
OKAY, WE'LL BE GOING.

347
00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:19,713
OH, VERY CLEVER, FLINT.
HOW CONSIDERATE OF YOU.

348
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,845
YOU'LL TAKE OFF,
THEN CIRCLE BACK

349
00:21:21,932 --> 00:21:24,108
AND DESTROY OUR PLANES
ON THE GROUND.

350
00:21:24,195 --> 00:21:25,849
THEN YOU GO FIRST.

351
00:21:25,936 --> 00:21:27,938
AND TURN
OUR BACKS TO YOU?

352
00:21:28,025 --> 00:21:30,201
HOW STUPID
DO YOU THINK I AM?

353
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,552
Lady Jaye: LOOK,
HAVE YOU GOT A BETTER IDEA?